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since you are a nobody, what does it matter if people don’t measure up to you? youre a pretty pathetic cunt aren’t you?
March 27th, 2010 at 9:09 amtepes62, I’m not sure who you are nor do I really care, but you are making a real ass out of yourself. I mean, who are you? That’s what happens when beer bellied 60 year old men had one to many and want to lash out at some poor young punk. I’m sorry, but you didn’t invent music, you weren’t some roadie and you sure as f*** weren’t on stage playing in a band. so who the hell cares what others listen to.
March 28th, 2010 at 7:50 amI think I listen to both young new bands and old bands. Yes, sometimes I think seeing a led zeppelin show in their prime’d be fantastic but this doesnt prevent me from enjoying the current gigs that I attend. you can only make your self-praising to those around who dont know anything about music; I wont buy it.
March 28th, 2010 at 11:47 pmYou dont even know the definition of heavy metal. How can Judas Priest, Scorpions etc. not be heavy metal? Excuse me but your nobody and you didint shape/influence anyone. You hardly know what your talking about. And I really laughed about being ‘force fed’. I dont even watch tv or listen to radio.
March 31st, 2010 at 10:51 pmI think BTW..before this totally turns into some ridiculous youtube dumbass debate (which it has already..sadly)
April 2nd, 2010 at 5:28 amI think your a generic wannabe little twat who longs for music he was never around to see..and you have little regard for my opinions..so ..lets end this here…you are nothing to me….so…keep typing to yourself if you choose…I am going to go watch some Foamy…
I would not put any of those bands (maybe Maiden) in “heavy metal” category-I dont have to pretend anything-I was apart of it since late 83-tape trading with european tools in early 84-playing in my first death thrash avante gande band in 84 when I was still 13-and while no-did not “discover” anything-I was part of very SMALL group of people who were shaping what was to be..unlike people like you were force fed music by corporate fools…and following like sheep…but again..your a kid
April 4th, 2010 at 1:42 pmI think ”way before true “heavy metal” or anything remotlely heavy was played on radio…”
April 7th, 2010 at 1:29 amheavy metal songs(by Iron Butterfly, Blue Cheer etc.) was played on radio even before you born. (late 60s)
Mtv also played many heavy metal bands inc. Maiden, Priest, Scorpions, Krokus etc. in the early 80s, so stop pretending as if you’r a thrash hero who discovered everything
There are still a lot of new glam bands and bigger bands like Kiss, Motley Crue headline festivals, its you who dont know anything at all. and I have a broad music taste from punk to blues, classic rock to some rap etc. so dont think that everyone has to be close-minded fools.. and you are 39. you should have left all those ‘my band is better than yours and my dick is bigger too’ talks past behind once you graduated from high school.
April 8th, 2010 at 8:33 pmI think BTW…I am..who I am…no need to be anything more…or less…
April 10th, 2010 at 4:44 amand I was into an extremely underground music before there were “labels” on them…way before true “heavy metal” or anything remotlely heavy was played on radio…or MTV..or anything like that..was even popular…when kids like you were the norm…you are quite the non conformist by jumping on a bandwagon thats been dead for almost 20 years..quite the revolutionary you are…LMAO
LMAO..
April 11th, 2010 at 6:38 amyou did not even LIVE thru the time of that horrible atrocity called “glam”…
so…you know nothing…at all..
I know its tough to fit in ..even at your age..
but comeon? revisiting a lame time period to try and draw your own identity because you don’t “fit it” with kids your own age?? thats actually juvenile..lol
so..talk to me when you grow up..and grown a pair…and seriously…deal with those feelings you have….it will make you feel better….just saying cause I care…..
oh i missed this part ‘defend herself’.
April 13th, 2010 at 4:10 amIdiot thinks he is insulting someone by calling that person ‘her’. Whats your mental age? 5 or something?
I think …but isnt it better than being a 39 year old poser?:)
April 13th, 2010 at 8:46 amYou are the one being poser here, trying to look like a hardcore evil coooool thrash dude, although you cant even give a proper reply when I give the example of Destruction. Poser means trying to look like somebody else, not being yourself, so its pretty clear who’s a poser.
April 16th, 2010 at 1:48 pmyou are 22 and from turkey…you are so automatically EXCLUDED from this conversation…you know nothing twat….lol
April 16th, 2010 at 2:28 pmits so funny to watch a posuer defend herself…lol.
April 19th, 2010 at 6:59 amhey..to each his own….
we agree somewhat on Dokken…
I think they were the most talented of all the glam bands…
but you should try to deal with all that self loathing…we live in a different time now..you don’t have to be ashamed anymore..you dont have to stay in that closet…I dont like to see someone in such obvious pain and conflict with who they are…..
Btw, I dont consider myself as a glam fan etc. although I like some of the songs of that genre but I choose this nickname to mock the close-mindness and stupidness of (some) thrashers. those who are so miserable and their life so empty that they spend their whole time dissing other music on the internet. just get a life and stop whining
April 21st, 2010 at 6:11 amWhat mags- Kerrang!, Metal Hammer, Raw etc..
April 21st, 2010 at 10:55 pmEither you are brainless or you haven’t seen many thrash bands; you can just watch a Destruction video from late 80s to see a thrash band with big hair and its only one of the many examples.
those bands with eyeliners(Kiss, Motley Crue) headline festivals and playing to arenas. only in your dreams its gone. and its fucking ironic you have thrash idiots who wearing tight leather pants, have long hair and earrings, looking they have just come out of the ‘Blue Oyster’ bar telling how much ‘gay’ other bands are. not only you are an idiot, you are an homophobic travesty idiot
April 21st, 2010 at 11:00 pmBTW -what mags did you hang onto..”oh one who never put down the aquanet”???Hit Parader?? LMAO. “Rock Beat”..doubley LMAO…and I am not sure what thrash band you mean that had big hair…I am flipping thru the brain…none of the bay area bands did…NY..nope..european thrash, black, Death Metal (maybe celtic frost with that god awful “Cold Lake” ..but..they were forgiven..lol)…you are one of those meatballs me and my thrash friends just made fun of day in and day out…lol..
April 22nd, 2010 at 5:11 pmI think spoken like a true idiot….LOL…considering most of the “glam” bands changed their sound to get “slightly” heavier…and face it…no one wants to see these morons prancing about the stage in spandex wearing mascara at 50-LMAO..thank christ glam is gone..as much poseurs like you want it back…go try on some more of moms liptstick and eyeliner..will ya???lol
April 23rd, 2010 at 6:59 amI think and who cares what the ‘thrash’ idiots think. most of them are bad imitations of punk bands; but with crap lyrics and shitty political views.
April 23rd, 2010 at 3:49 pmI’ve literally hundreds of metal mags from the 80s and have also seen lots of shows from that period. None used the term ‘hair metal’ back then. That term was created and popularized by MTV to diss 80s metal bands and as a way of promoting new alternative bands of the 90s. Your favorite thrash bands also got big hair in the 80s. and btw dokken has never been a glam band, they were simply called melodic metal.
April 25th, 2010 at 12:30 amI think hate to steal your hairspray chief…but “hair band” was a term from the 80’s….short for “hairspray”…..as was poseur….(so dont let wiki kid you-its been around much longer..)
April 26th, 2010 at 4:15 ammost of the thrashers called them either or…just trannies…LMAO…but I loved Dokken..not as much as Celtic Frost or Bathory…but …Dokken was the best of the ” glam” bands…
HAHAHAHAHA! Fucking hillarious!
April 26th, 2010 at 10:33 amI think I hate norton, but that commercial was hillarious!! xD
April 27th, 2010 at 3:15 am